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On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.

On the back of a pilot’s seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.

On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly.

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the ‘ON/OFF’ button to the ‘ON’ position.

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.

On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
Do not wash.

On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
Some assembly required.

On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
May irritate eyes.

On a Frisbee:
Warning: may contain small parts.

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

On a toilet cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.

On a blowtorch:
Not used for drying hair.

On a washing machine inn a launderette:
No small children.

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

On a push along lawn mower:
Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.

It started out with me, looking for somewhere to make my home. I traveled the world, looking for somewhere to call home. I went to lots of familiar places, like Melbourne (Australia) and Washington DC, and even Tokyo, Japan. But then I went to this place I had never seen nor heard of before. It had brick-paved streets, and old, strong buildings. And there was this one, huge church, like a cathedral. And someone was talking to me while sitting on the steps of the church. I don’t remember what he/she was saying. I remember these guards walking by in beautiful uniform, carrying different flags of different nations. Some were carrying Swiss flags, other carrying all different flags. I can’t recall them all. Also, on one of buildings, there was a painting of this really big fish. Then, I remember walking into the cathedral, while brushing my hair. Then, the dream ended.

Any thoughts?

How much would it cost here or elsewhere??

I would like to know if there’s any kind of group or club type thing in alaska that I might like.
To give you some ideas here are some of the things I like most. ^_^
Cats (My favorite thing! I’m a cat lover. X3)
Anime/Manga
Video games
Electronics/Technology (like computers, game consoles, cell phones, ipods and other stuff like that.)
Drawing (I LOVE to draw but I suck so much at it. T_T)
Art (painting, coloring, pottery, drawing, crafts, sewing, etc. I love all kinds of art and artistic stuff but drawing is definitely my favorite. ^_^)
Japan/Japanese culture
Traveling (Although I never get to. *sigh*)

Here’s a list of things I don’t like in case it might help. lol
Cat haters (I don’t hate dogs btw but they usually hate me. How could anyone hate a cute adorable kitty?)
Close minded people (Their opinion is their opinion but would it kill them to try something before they decide if the do/don’t like something…)
Reading (Manga is an exception.)
Sports (I’m very small for my age so I’d get killed lol and I’m lazy. Plus sports are boring. But I do like things like martial arts or just taking a walk.)
Loud noises (I don’t like being around loud noises. They’re just annoying.)

I don’t know of any and I’ve looked on the internet for groups/clubs in alaska but couldn’t find any so I figured I’d see if anyone here would know any or could find one.
Also I don’t really like being out doors too much like camping and other stuff like that. Not for me.